Albert Fiskerne Internat'l Man of Mystery Revealed

The dude with the white hair and disturbing, haunted look in his eyes is Albert Fiskerne, based upon the dude with the camera and disturbing, haunted look in his eyes, which is me (Jeff). Truth be told, I was the stock model for the first Albert Fiskerne in the original Rats, too, though I was much less concerned about (and able) making him look like anyone in particular back then. Given that our revised Albert has a degree of sourness that folks have compared to the Grumpy Cat meme, he is emotionally based on me, too. I'm nowhere near as big as he is, although I have honestly tied up a woman or two and carried a few of them over my shoulder in my lifetime. Truthfully, I'm not a bad cook, either, and I've suffered a head wound that has bled profusely, but where his was caused by a woman kicking him in the jaw, mine was caused by foolishly going down an unfamiliar snowpacked hill on a sled at night--I was lucky to have only broken my nose... Also, I don't wear an apron when I cook, but I have been known to wear a hairnet at times...

I'm kinda' glad no one guessed this...

I will happily move this to my scraps in a few days.

Uh... enjoy?