See, there was this strange-looking bottle I found when I was marooned on a desert isle a few years back. I opened it up, a genie popped out. I said, I wish to be a good basketball player. The genie laughed and said, "Don't we all, dude. Forget it, because you're going to suck at basketball." So, I took up drawing instead, and I've been drawing for 40 years...